Alone during the end times? 

God, You’re Pathetic

It wasn’t ever the right time, you’ve been busy weaving the fabric of reality, and honestly, isn’t being successful in your field enough? And you have that super embarrassing kink… could anyone even like that? But hell, all of your siblings have chosen ones, messiahs, doom bringers… and your parents are starting to ask a lot of questions. 

You need to settle down, merge your realm with the mortal realm, really settle down and dig into the fabric of this reality, and you need it fast. The years are passing fast, and humans are dropping like flies. A year for them is like a few minutes to you at most!

You were communicating with the speaker of some little backwater cult that still clings to worship of you and they’ve pitched an idea that just may work. You’ve taken your best form that mortals can comprehend, cleared your schedule, because you and your loyal followers are about to take part in…

SPEED DATING

Don't Kinkshame God is a game where 3-5 players take on the role of an elder god, a cult leader, and the potentially hapless members of said cult engage in the ancient art of speed dating. 

The biggest down side? You don't speak each other's language, and if your deified lover speaks in their native tongue, your very atoms will break down. 

Your goal?

Using the approved forms of communication with your god, you must court your god in a series of dating rituals performed on an (in-game) monthly basiss, figure out their kink, and find that one elusive thing even one of the weavers of the tapestry of reality can't find.... Love.

Oh, and a nasty fuck.

Written by ifeelodd and Softie

Art by Bounce

Additional art by ifeelodd and Softie

Content Warnings for

• Cults and indoctrination in a silly context
• Dubious consent 
• Magical body alteration/tf